Six Brutally Honest Valentine
Happy Valentine's Day, the most romantic day EVER!!!
Or not. Behold, a half dozen hilarious
Feel the February 14 magic, slash settling.
1. Options
I love you a lot, but there are also a lot fewer options than there used to be.
2. Hassle
Sure, being with you is a hassle. But going back into the dating game is a bigger hassle.
3. Commitment
I will stay with you forever … because it would just crush the kids otherwise.
4. Faithful
One partner is all you need when that woman or man is special enough. It’s also really hard to juggle more than one of them.
5. Unity
Being with you is great, if only because being alone is even scarier.
6. Strength
Together we will be stronger than we could ever be apart. Financially at least.
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